Oh my god
I’d run too
this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
via Cop v. Black Guy
I can’t even laugh…cause this shit is true
I can’t laugh either. Realest thing ever.
Tuesday August 26th, the Belgian feminist activist group Lilith’S took Liège airport by storm to condemn the airport authorities’ role in supplying arms to Israel. Under a banner bearing the slogan “HOW MANY TONS OF WEAPONS FOR SO MANY LITERS OF BLOOD ? “, the activists spilled a hundred liters of fake blood, creating a red pool to symbolize the slaughter committed by Israel in Palestine.
this is so awesome that I can’t even begin to comprehend. Applause for them.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
"i don’t like garlic bread"
" Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. “
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?